Passed Out

“So, thanks for picking me up we had such an awesome time it was really, really fun and we danced, like, all night long, I mean, look, mom, I made a hole in two of the little toes in my toe-socks and it looks ridiculous but who cares, right, since it was so fun and I didn’t end up needing any money after all because her mom paid for me and I had an energy drink, like, at 3am so I wasn’t even tired all night long and we had some breakfast at her house.”

“Cool. Are you tired now? Want to take a nap?”

“Oh, no I couldn’t possibly I’m so wide awake and remember I had the energy drink so there is no way I could go to sleep and I’m sure I’ll be up all day and not even be tired.”

Passed Out