Cocky Fish
Even Halcyon‘s fish are cocky.
KPBS with Nathan Gibbs
Nathan Gibbs took Mike and I around KPBS this afternoon.
I got to meet Tom Fudge, host of These Days. He put up with our fan-ness long enough for me to snap a photo.
I saw what is coming up on the schedule. It’s like I can read the future.
We ran into Doug Myrland who is one of the nicest, busiest people ever. I took a photo of Doug and Nathan pretending to work. Good actors, no?
Look – this is where the excitment of the call center happens.
Tomorrow night = home sweet home.
Today is Thanksgiving
And I have thanks to give:
Thank you, Universe, for continuing to teach me about myself. You are a tough but loving teacher.
Thank you, my beautiful children, for all the love you bestow me. And thanks for second chances.
Thank you, my parents and siblings, for the support and prayers. We are an odd yet perfectly matched set of 10.
And thank you, my dear Joe, for simply being yourself. Every step we take towards being ourselves together gets tougher, better and more vital to Us. I eagerly anticipate whatever comes next. Also, I miss you today. Happy Thanksgiving.
Much love,
lpc
Passion of the Fig
Have I mentioned my love for figs? I probably should have because my adoration for them might make you a little uncomfortable but since you already love me, it will be too late to stop reading. Face it, you’re stuck.
I SO look forward to fall because figs are really a seasonal fruit, which is different than a-kind-of-seasonal fruit which you can get all year round because everyone everywhere wants to have them in their kitchen even if it’s December and the hankering is for strawberries. It will only cost you $16.99 for a handful, but you can get them. Not so for figs. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them in the produce section except for fall. But that is probably just fine, because when I do get them, they are sweet and wonderfully full of flavor instead of pretty looking but tasting like cardboard.
My passion for figs started quite early. My grandparents would sit around our long dinner table (They were at my house, you see, because it was fall. In the summer we went to their house.) and talk grown-up talk and at age six or seven, there just wasn’t anything much better than getting to sit with them and crack nuts, eat cheeses and partake of the delicious flesh of figs. I would over hear about how so-and-so was doing, people I couldn’t remember hearing about before, but as long as you were quiet and polite, they didn’t even notice. And they’d crack open an almond or pecan and leave the shelly mess in front of you to pick the meat out. Sometimes it was challenging. But sometimes it was easy and I’d use that little silver pick to get the flesh out. And the large crates of citrus from their groves in Arizona would be piled over in the corner, the oranges and grapefruit smells permeating the entire house and almost disguising the regular smell of House. It was perfect.
Sometimes, My aunt, the funny one that teased a little (but only in a good way) would come over, too, and it would be those times that I would freeze, hand mid-way to my mouth with a nice, plump piece of nut meat, and stare at the person my mother had become. Laughing and radiant. She was even more beautiful than usual. It was amazing to look at her with her head slightly back, laughing so hard that sometimes you could see tears at the corner of her eyes.
One time, my grandpa showed me how the figs were different tasting when they were only days apart in age. He sliced a whole series open with his pocketknife and showed me the colors in the itty, bitty seeds and had me taste little slices of them. His favorites were the ones right in the middle. I liked the least ripe ones that were firmer. And we both agreed that the very, very ripe ones were just too sweet for eating and should be used in baking. If he were here to ask me now, I’d tell him that I agree, the mid-point ripened figs are the best tasting. And also, my palette has matured and I now enjoy dates as well. He would be so proud.
I wish I had photos of the figs in my refrigerator for you, but the pictures wouldn’t be the same without his strong and weathered hands holding them, anyway. Or without my mother’s laugh.
Two Things
Have you seen Craftzine? I believe it’s from the Make people. It looks pretty new. I found it while searching for things to make for Christmas presents. In their blog, I found two links that made me glad I found them:
1. Knitting, How to Cast On. Do you know how many times I’ve looked this up and had to search for what felt like forever? It’s one of those things I keep forgetting in between my urges for knitting (every winter). The post is by Brian Sawyer at the Instructables website and includes great photos. Next, Cast Off? (hint)
2. Make Your Own Blank Books. I’ve made books a number of times but this is the first time I’ve heard of using old game boards for the covers. Brilliant! Pretty nice step-by-step by Firefly at the Craftster.org website. Firefly uses a homemade wheat paste where I’ve always used a thinned glue or a decoupage glue, but it’s basically the same thing.
For Christmas presents, I’m usually looking for things that can be mass-produced and don’t take longer than about an hour/per since Joe and I both have such large families. We’re talking about 30-40 people all together. The book doesn’t fall within that timeframe and I won’t be using it for this Christmas but homemade books make great wedding gifts, if you’re crafty and looking for something special to make.
SanDiegoBlog
Joe is selling our beloved SanDiegoBlog.com. After all, we don’t live there anymore. Time to make the change. If you want it, make an offer to Joe.
Sassy Girl
My daughter takes voice lessons. She has a great voice and one of my favorite things is to listen to her sing At Last or Ava Maria. One of my not-so-favorite songs is the latest called I Enjoy Being a Girl.
Some of the tasty lyrics include:
When men say I’m cute and funny
And my teeth aren’t teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
and finally:
When men say I’m sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!When I hear the compliment’ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I’m happy to know the whistle’s meant for me!
Now, what mom wouldn’t want her daughter to sing that song? You know, though, that I try to be as supportive as I can. I know she has to sing it week after week and that she didn’t pick it and that she really has no control over the situation, but I guess she could tell it was driving me crazy because this afternoon on the way home she started singing it like this:
The men say I’m very smart
I dance around them in a whirl,
They know I have a great, big heart,
I enjoy being a girl!I don’t care if I’m short or tall,
I like me the way I is,
My whole life I’m going to have a ball
My size is not your biz!
I had started tuning her out as soon as I realized what song she was practicing. I made a left turn and then a right turn. I went over the grocery list in my head. And then right about the time I started merging onto the freeway and thinking ‘soy milk and plain yogurt with no artificial sweeteners’ she sang ‘I like me the way I is’ and I started laughing. And laughing. That girl. That twinkle in her eye. Her giggles and laughter. Kills me. I am slayed.
Secret Talent
You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I play a mean air guitar. I’ve been complimented on my skill, so I know. Never mind that my left hand on the frets goes out to make a higher note instead of sliding in. It’s air guitar. I take liberties in the moment. Don’t remind me because I don’t care. Had it been a real guitar, you would have a point, but my wild hip gyrations and hair swinging count for everything. My intensity makes up for what I lack in actual guitar playing ability.
The boys and I play Guitar Hero. A little different from air guitar in that you are actually holding a (kind of) guitar with colored buttons you push on cue. And yes, I rule. Because I don’t actually have to slide my hand in the right direction. I just have to push the red and the yellow button quickly. All my years of Super Mario and Mario Kart are finally coming in to play. Thank god I spent so much time on them a few years ago because now? There is Guitar Hero 2. And what does it include? A hidden song by my much beloved Strong Bad, Trogdor. He is the burninator, after all. I know what I hope Santa brings me this year. Oh, and a second guitar, because I’m so tired of sharing mine with the boys. (ahem)
HuffPost Column
My next piece at The Huffington Post is up: Teaching Fearlessness to My Daughter
A few weeks ago, I took my sixteen-year-old daughter to what some might think was an inappropriate event. I know her father did, as he repeatedly reminded her the day before we went, and actually on the phone a few hours before, that she was beautiful and healthy and in no way in need of what this event had to offer.
Clearly, he didn’t understand why I was taking her.
Thin, a documentary by Lauren Greenfield, is a stark, honest and riveting look at eating disorders. The effect they have on the human brain, twisting body image into something toxic, is so pervasive that you almost can’t believe it. But then you do believe it, because it’s true.
I was lucky enough to go to see the documentary a few weeks ago with Alex. We had many a lively conversation in the next few days. I’m so thankful we were invited to the screening. The book is quite lovely, too.
No One Cares What You Had for Lunch
Maggie wrote a great book. No One Cares What You Had for Lunch, 100 Ideas for Your Blog. But each one of those ideas has its own ideas and variations. So, it’s actually like 1 Million Ideas for Your Blog. (You can use that, Maggie.)
In chapter 4, Take Your Time, which, incidentally, has the darlingest, tiniest picture of a glass of wine and a burning cigarette next to the page numbers, idea number 63 is: Make Contact.
You miss real mail. The kind with a stamp placed on the corner of the envelope and your address scrawled out in human handwriting. Get a P.O. box and turn your readers into pen pals. You can send postcards, bookmarks, photos, and small tokens of affection. Agree on themes for swaps and post photos of the results on your blog.
It might be cheating to take this challenge since I already have a P.O. box, but I’m not going to let that stop me. For a long time I’ve wanted to do a painting that has contributions from all over. If you aren’t familiar with my paintings, you can view them here. You’ll see that I use a lot of found objects like leaves, seeds, papers and twigs but I could also be using things like buttons or string or any small bit of a thing you have around the house.
So, send me stuff! Maybe only what fits in an envelope. I don’t want anyone having to pay lots of shipping. Make sure to include your name and where you live so I can give you credit both in my blog and on the final painting. I’ll post periodic shots of the painting getting done here so you can all see it coming together. I’m so excited!!
Send stuff here:
Leahpeah
543 Country Club Dr #B 538
Simi Valley, CA 93065 Updated to add: this address no longer works. Please email me for the address.
It May be Time to Pick Up
Joe: Colors. Sizes. Shapes all over the carpet. It looks like the socks have been in a traffic accident. Or part of a murder scene.
First Name Mistah
Last night, while trying to avoid more election coverage, because OK WE GET IT: things are changing and it’s about damn time, Joe and I stumbled on a gem. Were you aware that Firstname Mr. Lastname T has his own series? It’s called I Pity the Fool. Mr. T goes to places he’s needed like a dance class and to get a pedicure, and he straightens those fools out. Bonus: a slow-mo of Mr. T turning an entire circle on one foot. I think they call it a pirouette?
On the official TV Land website, you can find helpful tips from Mr. T. He’ll remind you to brush your teeth and to allow your date a chance to speak on your first date. In his birthday message, he reminds you that you aren’t getting any younger, tubby. You can even send that as a message to a dear friend. And my favorite:
Motivation for the New Parents
Are you feeling overwhelm?
Are you feeling in too deep?
You been given a special giff
A special giff that won’t let you sleep!
What did you expect?
It’s a baby!
Of course it goin to be cryin’ all the time!
Now get off your butt and go check that diaper
And congratulation on this bless event.
Seriously, I love Mr. T. So, cut the jibba jabba and go check out his website, fool. He comes in second in my heart only to Hawk, who wins because he has a beautifully coiffed feather scalp cap which I always thought looked mysteriously similar to the chicken feathers us kids had to pluck during those fun, special family times known as ‘Slaughter Day.’
It appears I have a thing for TV men with odd hair choices.
UPDATE: For my friends in other countries (because it appears that this top secret information is not readily available to people outside the USA…..?)
Interview with Kristen Chase
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Stop It
Someone please tell me why, late at night, when I’m winding down and getting ready to dream about Mark Ruffalo coming over for dinner and a good game of Scrabble because he’s Joe’s best friend where they work at the meat plant, I end up drifting off thinking my name is Dixiesugar, that I’m Phil Collins‘ partner, that we just got done cleaning up an amazing drug bust and we’re walking into the club to compete in a dance-a-thon starting with Easy Lover?
I’ll tell you why. I turn on The Daily Show. I start to fall asleep. And then this commercial comes on. Why? Why?? (warning: that site is annoying but the story is informative.)
Two Things
1. Jon has a thoroughly uber-rad step by step post up about how to get your photos looking awesome using Photoshop.
2. Tampon Crafts. Need I say more? Well, no. But I feel compelled to tell you that this information will very soon find its way into conversations with my kids. Some parents show naked baby pictures in front of friends. I talk about guns that shoot tampons at the dinner table. (via Schmutzie)














