And I did. Now you can get both (ALL TWO of them) of the old columns in a podcast feed, thanks to Joe. Go ahead and subscribe. You know you want to. If you just want the MP3 file, click here. The song at the end of this one is called Chicken Bone Pizza, written [...]

Because I love the sound of my own voice (false) I made the first of what I hope to be the entire series of old columns in MP3 form. You can listen to me drone on and on about the planets in Lucky Stars, Bad Signs and Planets in Retrograde. Text version here. The awesome [...]