First I had to make a new version of the image because I had done it wrong. Then I sent it in and waited for a phone call. Then I called and was promised a call back. Then I waited a day and then called again and then really got to talk to someone. Then [...]

Today I went to Costco for the first time in about 4 years. I’d forgotten the sheer magnitude of stuff that resides inside. And it reminded me of the movie Idiocracy and how they portray the future.
We got a pizza. Let me preface my next comment by saying I don’t care for pizza. I’ve [...]

Last week I went to Santa Barbara and had lunch with Eden. And why not, right? I mean, if you had the option of having lunch with Eden, you would, right? She’s funny and pretty and smells nice. She knows the best places to eat fish tacos. She wears cute shoes. Cookie licks her. In [...]

I’ve taken to talking and emailing as if I were Twittering. Meaning, everything has to be 140 characters or less. Oh, an example, you say?
Home from Palm Desert. Good times were had by all. Not as many hangovers as last year. I didn’t look like this. Just like this.
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Dumbest Saturday moment - Tam gives [...]