Archive for November, 2003

Monday Again

Monday, November 24th, 2003

I’m amazed that new weeks always begin again. It’s like on Sunday I think maybe the day will last forever. I fall asleep hoping that the night will keep stretching and stretching. But then the alarm rings and it’s Monday morning and I think, ‘Hey. It’s Monday again? How does this keep happening??’
The weekend was [...]

Smarty Pants

Friday, November 21st, 2003

In the store yesterday getting ‘green juice’ and goat cheese for lunch. (makes your stomach yearn, doesn’t it?)
Standing behind a young mom with her toddler in the cart.
He looks at me.
I look at him.
‘Boon!’ he says and thrusts his slobbery fist towards me, clutching the string that is attached to a yellow balloon.
I smile.
‘Balloon.’ I [...]

In the News

Wednesday, November 19th, 2003

Over my lunch break, I like to read what’s going on in the world. I’ll munch on some salad or goat cheese with celery and learn that there was a huge pudding spill or that a guy won the contest but then died, or that there are some people as dumb as this guy [...]

If I was the flight attendant

Wednesday, November 19th, 2003

Subject: FLY ALASKA AIR
Before takeoff…………….
“Hello, and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you’re going to San Francisco, you’re in the right place. If you’re not going to San Francisco, you’re about to have a really long evening.
“We’d like to tell you now about some important safety features of this Aircraft. The most [...]

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