Joe and I sometimes talk about what advertisements for religions would look like. For instance, if you were going to try and attract more people to the Mormon church, you could mention that there is the possibility of having as many wives as you want, if that’s your thing. Catholics can get high on all [...]

Let me tell you a story about a woman named Margot.
Margot Winters is rad.
That could be the end of the story because the statement is so all inclusive, but if you are looking for a home or selling a home here in the San Diego area, this is where you can find an [...]

My kids just left for a 3 week long vacation in Tampa, Florida where, as my son said, all the geriatrics live. Someone pointed out that grandparents have granddaughters and hopefully there will be some girls his age there.
In other news, a job I was hoping for didn’t come to fruition. It’s a [...]

A: Knock Knock.
M: Who’s there.
A: Interrupting Cow.
M: Interrupt—
A: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!