The Flea Circus is rad. My favorites are lasersword duell, cheerleader, and manager toy. And for you gore-gluttons, some even have blood. Eww gross.
via Snarky

Did you just get a parking ticket? Cuz you have FIIIIINE written all over you!
via my daughter (!)

Fear comes in direct response to my resistance to experiencing life.
The point is to stop resisting the experience and allow it to happen, not to get God to do it for me.
I will reshape my reality to fit what is Real.

I’m typing with pink gloveds on and sometimes I mwss up on some typingh letters.
Today I have made a new discovery. My belly button is not centered. I know. I can’t believe it either. But when I look straight down, it’s slightly to the right. Question 1: When did this happen? Sub-question 1a) If [...]