If you call me right now - and you should! Call me right now! - then I’d hear, ‘Lea-KKSSHHHHH-tha-KKSSHHHHH-on-KKSSHHHHH-righ-KKSSHHHHH.’ Because for some reason, which no one can ascertain, on incoming calls, there is hella amounts of static which makes it impossible for me to hear all the nice things you are saying about my hair. [...]

Joe got glasses! He looks hot. Now we truly can be Ma and Pa Crawford.
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When I was young, I had this kit. Spirograph was my kind of ‘game’ because I could do it alone and it allowed me to be inside my head. I [...]

How do we springboard all the righteous indignation, sadness and awareness that has quite rightly resulted from the Virginia Tech incident and zap America into action against longstanding horrific events that have been occurring around our globe for years?

Tony is at a really fun age right now. You say, ‘Tony, get over there and let me test the light.’ And this is what you get:

I love his sister’s face in some of those. I think she was wondering how far away she could get and how fast.