Yes. We’ve heard the pitter patter of tiny feet around here for the past few days. Very tiny feet. It was so funny and cute when we thought it was a lizard. OH-ho! Ho! Look! It’s a lizard! Our home is blessed and we’ll have no insects running around willy-nilly! Let’s set up a small [...]

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My friend Susan and I play this game sometimes. It doesn’t really have a name but the basic rules of the game are - have the worst life/circumstances of everyone around you. But you have to laugh about it. Ya, I think that’s it in a nutshell.
For example, if I got a ticket for [...]

What did Mr Spock say when he looked in the toilet?
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